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Lyrics The Gospel Truth I : The Gospel Truth II : The Gospel Truth III : Go the Distance : Go the Distance (Reprise) "The Gospel Truth I" Back when the world was new, The planet Earth was down on its luck, And everywhere gigantic brutes, called Titans ran amok It was a nasty place, There was a mess, whereever you stepped, Where chaos reigned and earthquakes and volcanoes never slept, And then along came Zeus, He hurled his thunderbolt, He zapped, Locked those suckers in a vault, They're trapped, And on his own stopped, chaos in its tracks, And that's the gospel truth, The guy was too type A to just relax And that's the world's first dish, Zeus tamed the globe while still in his youth, Though, honey, it may seem imposs'ble, That's the gospel truth On Mt. Olympus life was neat and Smooth as sweet vermough Though, honey, it may seem imposs'ble, That's the gospel truth 
"The Gospel Truth II" If there's one God you don't want to get steamed up, It's Hades, cause he had an evil plan, He ran the Underworld, But thought the dead were dull and uncouth He was as mean as he was ruthless, And that's the gospel truth. He had a plan to shake things up, And that's the gospel truth
"The Gospel Truth III" Young Herc was mortal now, But since he did not drink the last drop, He still retained his godlike strength, So thank his lucky star But Zeus and Hera wept, Because their son could never come home, They'd have to watch their precious baby, Grow up from afar, Though Hades horrid plan, Was hatched before Herc cut his first tooth, The boy grew stronger ev'ry day and, That's the gospel truth
"Go the Distance" I have often dreamed, Of a far-off place, Where a great warm welcome, Will be waiting for me, Where the crowds will cheer, When they see my face, And a voice keeps saying, This is where I'm meant to be I will find my way, I can go the distance, I'll be there someday, If I can be strong, I know ev'ry mile, Will be worth my while, I would go most anywhere to feel like I belong I am on my way, I can go the distance, I don't care how far, Somehow I'll be strong, I know ev'ry mile, Will be worth my while, I would go most anywhere to find where I belong
"Go the Distance (Reprise)" I will beat the odds, I can go the distance, I will face the world, Fearless, proud and strong, I will please the gods, I can go the distance, T'ill I find my hero's welcome, Right where I belong
"One Last Hope" So, ya wanna be a hero, kid? Well, whoop-de-do! I have been around the block before With blockheads just like you Each and ev'ryone a disappointment, Pain for which there ain't no ointment, So much for excuses, Though a kid of Zeus is, Asking me to jump into the fray, My answer is two words - O.K. You win, Oh gods, Oy vay! I'd given up hope that someone would come along, A fellow who'd ring the bell for once, Not the gong, The kind who wins trophies, Won't settle for low fees, At least semi-pro fees, But no - I get the greenhorn I've been out to pasture pal, my ambition gone, Content to spend lazy days and to graze my lawn, But you need an advisor, A satyr, but wiser, A good merchandiser, And oohh!, There goes my ulcer! I'm down to one last hope, And I hope it's you, Though, kid, you're not exactly, A dream come true, I've trained enough turkeys, Who never came through, You're my one last hope, So you'll have to do, Demigods have faced the odds, And ended up a mockery Don't believe the stories, That you read on all the crockery, To be a true hero, kid, is a dying art, Like painting a masterpiece, it's a work of heart, It takes more than sinew, Comes down to what's in you, You have to continue to grow, Now that's more like it! I'm down to one last shoot, And my last high note, Before that blasted Underworld, Gets my goat, My dreams are on you, kid, Go make 'em come true, Climb that uphil slope, Keep pushing that envelope, You're my one last hope, And, kid, it's up to you "Zero to Hero" Bless my soul, Herc was on a roll, Person of the week in evry Greek opinion poll, What a pro, Herc could stop a show, Point him at a monster and you're talking SRO, He was a no one, A zero, zero, Now he's a honcho, He's a hero, Here was a kid with his act down pat, From zero to hero in no time flat, Zero to hero just like that When he smiled, The girls went wild with, oohs and aahs, And they slapped his face, On ev'ry vase, on ev'ry vāse, From appearance fees and royalties, Our Herc had cash to burn, Now nouveau riche and famous, He could tell you, What's a Grecian urn? Say amen, There he goes again, Sweet and undefeated, And an awesome 10 for 10, Folks lined up, Just to watch him flex, And this perfect package, packed a pair of pretty pecs Hercie, he comes, He sees, he conquers, Honey, the crowds were, Going bonkers, He showed the moxie brains, and spunk, From zero to hero a major hunk, Zero to hero and who'da thunk Who put the glad in gladiator? Hercules! Whose daring deeds are great theater? Hercules! Is he bold? No one braver Is he sweet? Our fav'rite flavor, Hercules, Hercules Bless my soul, Herc was on a roll, Undefeated, Riding high, And the nicest guy, not conceited, He was a nothin', A zero, zero, Now he's a honcho, He's a hero, He hit the heights at breackneck speed, From zero to hero, Herc is a hero, Now he's a hero, Yes indeed!
"I wont say (I'm in Love)" If there's a prize for rotten judgement, I guess I've already won that, No man is worth the aggravation, That's ancient history, been there, done that! Who'd'ya think you're kiddin', He's the Earth and heaven to you, Try to keep it hidden, Honey, we can see right through you, Girl, ya can't conceal it, We know how ya feel and, Who you're thinking of, No chance, no way, I won't say it, no, no, You swoon, you sigh, why deny it, uh-oh, It's too cliche, I won't say I'm in love I thought my heart had learned its lesson, It feels so good when you start out, My head is screaming get a grip, girl, Unless you're dying to cry your heart out, Oh You keep on denying, Who you are and how you're feeling, Baby, we're not buying, Hon, we saw ya hit the ceiling Face it like a grown-up, When ya gonna own up, That ya got, got, got it bad, No chance, now way, I won't say it, no, no, Give up, give in, Check the grin you're in love, This scene won't play,I won't say I'm in love You're doin flips read our lips, You're in love, You're way off base, I won't say it, Get off my case, I won't say it, Girl, don't be proud, It's O.K. you're in love, Oh, At least out loud, I won't say I'm in love
"A Star is Born" Gonna shout it from the mountaintops, A star is born, It's a time for pulling out the stops, A star is born, Honey, hit us with a hallelu, The kid came shining through, Girl, sing the song, Come blow your horn, A star is born He's a hero who can please the crowd, A star is born, Come on ev'rybody shout out loud, A star is born, Just remember in the darkest hour, Within your heart's the power, For making you, A hero too, So don't lose hope when you're forlorn, Just keep your eyes upon the skies Ev'ry night a star is, Right in sight a star is, Burning bringt a star is born Like a beacon in the cold dark night, A star is born, Told ya ev'rything would turn out right, A star is born, Just when ev'rything was all at sea, The boy made history,The bottom line, He sure can shine, His rising sign is Capricorn He knew "how to", He had a clue, Telling you a star is born, Here's a hero who can please the crowd, A star is born, Come on ev'rybody shout out loud, A star is born, Just remember in the darkest hour, Within your heart's the power, For making you, A hero too, So don't lose hope when you're forlorn, Just keep your eyes upon the skies, Ev'ry night a star is, Right in sight a star is, Burning bright a star is born
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