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Goodbye So Soon : Goodbye So Soon [Reprise] The World's Greatest Criminal Mind
"Goodbye So Soon"
Goodbye so soon, And isn't this a crime? We know by now that time knows how to fly, So here's goodbye so soon, You'll find your separate way, With time so short I'll say so long, And go, So soon, Goodbye
You followed me, I followed you, We were like each other's shadows for a while, Now as you see, this game is through, So although it hurts, I'll try to smile, As I say
"Goodbye So Soon [Reprise]"
Goodbye so soon, And isn't it a shame? We know by now that time knows how to fly, So here's goodbye so soon, We'll go our separate ways, With time so short I'll say so long, And go, ,So soon, Goodbye
Let Me be Good to You, Dearest friends, dear gentlemen,Listen to my song, Life down here's been hard for you, Life has made you strong, Let me lift the mood, With my attitude
Hey fellas, The time is right, Get ready, Tonight's the night, Boys, what you're hopin' for will come true, Let me be good to you
You tough guys, You're feelin' all alone, You rough guys, The best o' you sailors and bums, All o' my chums
So dream on, And drink your beer, Get cosy, Your baby's here, You won't be misunderstood, Let me be good to you
Hey fellas, I'll take off all my blues, Hey fellas, There's nothin' I won't do
Just for you
So dream on, And drink your beer, Get cosy, Your baby's here, Hey boys, I'm talkin' to you, Your baby's gonna come through, Let me be good to you
"The World's Greatest Criminal Mind"
My friends, we are about to embark on the most odious, the most evil, the most diabolical scheme of my illustrious career. A crime to top all
crimes, a crime that will live in infamy! Tomorrow evening, our beloved monarch celebrates, her diamond jubilee. And, with the enthusiastic help
of our good friend Mr Flaversham, it promises to be a night she will never forget. Her last night, and my first, as supreme ruler of all mousedom!
From the brain that brought you the Big Ben Caper, The head that made headlines in every newspaper, And wondrous things like the Tower Bridge Job, That cunning display that made London a sob
Now comes the real tour de force, Tricky and wicked, of course, My earlier crimes were fine for their times, But now that I'm at it again, An even grimmer plot has been simmering, In my great criminal brain
Even meaner? You mean it? Worse than the widows and orphans you drowned? You're the best of the worst around, Oh, Ratigan, Oh, Ratigan
The rest fall behind, To Ratigan, To Ratigan, The world's greatest criminal mind
Thank you, Thank you. But it hasn't all been, champagne and caviar. I've had my share of, adversity, thanks to that miserable second-rate
detective, Basil of Baker Street. For years, that insufferable pipsqueak has interfered with my plans. I haven't had a moment's peace of mind. But, all that's in the past! This time, nothing, not even Basil, can stand in my way! All will bow before me!
Oh, Ratigan, Oh, Ratigan, You're tops and that's that, To Ratigan, To Ratigan, To Ratigan, the world's greatest rat
What was that? What did you call me?
Oh, oh, he didn't mean it, Professor. I-it was just a slip of the tongue.
I am NOT A RAT!
Of course you're not. You're a mouse! Yeah, that's right. Right! A mouse. Yeah, a big mouse!
SILENCE! Oh, my dear Bartholomew, I'm afraid that you've gone and upset me. You know what happens when someone upsets me.
Oh, Ratigan, Oh, Ratigan, You're the tops and that's that, (Oh dear)
To Ratigan, To Ratigan, To Ratigan, the world's greatest -
Meow. Oh, Felicia, my precious, my baby. Did Daddy's little honey bun enjoy her tasty __? Urp. I trust there will be no further interruptions?
And now, as you were singing?
Even louder, We'll shout it! No one can doubt what we know you can do, You're more evil than even you, Oh, Ratigan, Oh, Ratigan, You're one of a kind, To Ratigan, To Ratigan, The world's greatest criminal mind
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