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Lyrics Arabian Nights : One Jump Ahead "Arabian Nights" Oh I come from a land, from a faraway place, Where the caravan camels roam, Where it's flat and immense, And the heat is intense, It's barbaric, but hey, it's home When the wind's from the east, And the sun's from the west, And the sand in the glass is right, Come on down, Stop on by, Hop a carpet and fly, To another Arabian night Arabian nights, Like Arabian days, More often than not, Are hotter than hot, In a lot of good ways Arabian nights, 'Neath Arabian moons, A fool off his guard, Could fall and fall hard, Out there on the dunes 
"One Jump Ahead" Gotta keep, One jump ahead of the breadline, One swing ahead of the sword, I steal only what I can't afford, ( That's Everything! ) One jump ahead of the lawmen, That's all, and that's no joke These guys don't appreciate I'm broke Riffraff! Street rat! Scoundrel! Take that! Just a little snack, guys, Rip him open, take it back, guys, I can take a hint, gotta face the facts, You're my only friend, Abu! Who? Oh it's sad Aladdin's hit the bottom, He's become a one-man rise in crime, I'd blame parents except he hasn't got 'em, Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat, Tell you all about it when I got the time! One jump ahead of the slowpokes, One skip ahead of my doom, Next time gonna use a nom de plume, One jump ahead of the hitmen, One hit ahead of the flock, I think I'll take a stroll around the block Stop, thief! Vandal! Outrage! Scandal! Let's not be too hasty, Still I think he's rather tasty, Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat, Otherwise we'd get along, Wrong! One jump ahead of the hoofbeats (Vandal!) One hop ahead of the hump (Street rat!) One trick ahead of disaster (Scoundrel!) They're quick, but I'm much faster (Take that!) Here goes, better throw my hand in, Wish me happy landin', All I gotta do is jump
"One Jump Ahead (Reprise)" Riffraff, street rat, I don't buy that, If only they'd look closer, Would they see a poor boy? No, siree, They'd find out, There's so much more to me
"Friend Like Me" Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves, Scheherezad-ie had a thousand tales, But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves, You got a brand of magic never fails, You got some power in your corner now, Some heavy ammunition in your camp, You got some punch, pizazz, yahoo and how See all you gotta do is rub that lamp, And I'll say Mister Aladdin, sir, What will your pleasure be? Let me take your order Jot it down, You ain't never had a friend like me, No no no Life is your restaurant, And I'm your maitre d', C'mon whisper what it is you want, You ain't never had a friend like me Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service, You're the boss, The king, the shah, Say what you wish, It's yours! True dish, How about a little more Baklava? Have some of column "A", Try all of column "B", I'm in the mood to help you dude, You ain't never had a friend like me Can your friends do this? Do your friends do that? Do your friends pull this out their little hat? Can your friends go, poof? Well, looky here, Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip, And then make the sucker disappear? So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed, I'm here to answer all your midday prayers, You got me bona fide, certified, You got a genie for your charge d'affaires, I got a powerful urge to help you out, So what-cha wish? I really wanna know, You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt, Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three, I'm on the job, you big nabob, You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend, You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend, You ain't never had a friend like me You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!
"Prince Ali" Make way for Prince Ali Say hey! It's Prince Ali Hey! Clear the way in the old Bazaar, Hey you! Let us through! It's a bright new star! Oh Come! Be the first on your block to meet his eye! Make way! Here he comes! Ring bells! Bang the drums! Are you gonna love this guy! Prince Ali! Fabulous he! Ali Ababwa, Genuflect, shom some respect Down on one knee! Now, try your best to stay calm, Brush up your sunday salaam, The come and meet his spectacular coterie Prince Ali! Mighty is he! Ali Ababwa, Strong as ten regular men, definitely! He faced the galloping hordes, A hundred bad guys with swords, Who sent those goons to their lords? Why, Prince Ali He's got seventy-five golden camels, Purple peacocks, He's got fifty-three, When it comes to exotic-type mammals, Has he got a zoo? I'm telling you, it's a world-class menagerie Prince Ali! Handsome is he, Ali Ababwa, That physique! How can I speak, Weak at the knee, Well, get on out in that square, Adjust your vein and prepare, To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Ali! There's no question this Ali's alluring, Never ordinary, never boring Everything about the man just plain impresses, He's a winner, he's a whiz, a wonder! He's about to pull my heart asunder! And I absolutely love the way he dresses! He's got ninety-five white Persian monkeys (He's got the monkeys, let's see the monkeys) And to view them he charges no fee (He's generous, so generous) He's got slaves, he's got servants and flunkies (Proud to work for him) They bow to his whim love serving him, They're just lousy with loyalty to Ali! Prince Ali! Prince Ali! Amorous he! Ali Ababwa, Heard your princess was a sight lovely to see, And that, good people, is why he got dolled up and dropped by, With sixty elephants, llamas galore, With his bears and lions A brass band and more, With his forty fakirs, his cooks, his bakers, His birds that warble on key, Make way for prince Ali!
"A Whole New World" I can show you the world, Shining, shimmering, splendid, Tell me, princess, now when did, You last let your heart decide? I can open your eyes, Take you wonder by wonder, Over, sideways and under, On a magic carpet ride A whole new world, A new fantastic point of view, No one to tell us no Or where to go, Or say we're only dreaming A whole new world, A dazzling place I never knew, But when I'm way up here, It's crystal clear, That now I'm in a whole new world with you, Now I'm in a whole new world with you Unbelievable sights, Indescribable feeling, Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling, Through an endless diamond sky, A whole new world, Don't you dare close your eyes, A hundred thousand things to see, Hold your breath - it gets better, I'm like a shooting star, I've come so far, I can't go back to where I used to be A whole new world, Every turn a surprise, With new horizons to pursue, Every moment red-letter, I'll chase them anywhere, There's time to spare, Let me share this whole new world with you A whole new world, That's where we'll be, A thrilling chase, A wondrous place, For you and me
"Prince Ali (Reprise)" Prince Ali, yes it is he, But not as you know him, Read my lips and come to grips with reality, Yes, meet a blast from your past, Whose lies were too good to last, Say hello to your precious Prince Ali! So Ali turns out to be merely Aladdin, Just a con, need I go on? Take it from me, His personality flaws, Give me adequate cause, To send him packing on a one-way trip, So his prospects take a terminal dip, His assets frozen, the venue chosen, Is the ends of the earth - whoopee! So long, ex-Prince Ali!
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