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Road to El Dorado, The (2000)
QuotesChel: “Let's not make it personal, ok? It's just business”

Chel: “Tulio! The hip! The hip!”

Chief Tanni : “Big smile. Like you mean it!”

Cortes: “For Spain, for glory, for gold!”

Cortes: “You will be flogged. And when we put in to Cuba to re-supply, God willing, you will be flogged some more, and then enslaved on the sugar plantations for the rest of your miserable lives. To the brig”
Miguel: “All right! Cuba!”

Miguel: “Ha! You fight like my sister!”
Tulio: “I fought your sister, that's a compliment!”

Miguel: “I bet we can make that”
Tulio: “Two pesetas says we can't”
Miguel: “You're oooon!”

Miguel: “Tulio, look on the positive side. At least things can't get any wor...”
Tulio: “Excuse me. Were you going to say "worse"?”
Miguel: “No...”
Tulio: “You sure?”
Miguel: “Absolutely, I've revised that hole thing”

Miguel: “Tulio, did you ever imagined it would end like this?”
Tulio: “The horse is a surprise”

Miguel: “Pff, what makes you think we need your help?”
Chel: “...are you serious?”

Miguel: “Tons of gold for you! Woh!”
Tulio: “Tons of gold for me! Weh!”
Miguel and Tulio: “Tons of gold for we! Wah!”

Miguel: “You worry too much”
Tulio: “No, I worry exactly the right amount. You can never worry too much!”

Miguel: “Well, don't blame me!
Tulio: “I blame you!”

Miguel: “We need a miracle!”
Tulio: “No, we need to cheat”

Miguel: “Who's the god?”
Tulio: “You da god!”

Tulio: “Not with the face... No, no, no, no, no... No! No! No, no, no!”

Tulio: “Miguel, you're talking to a HORSE!”
Miguel: “Shhh!”

Tulio: “For Pete's sake, Miguel, he's a ruthless warhorse, not a poodle. C'mon before he licks you to death”

Tulio: “You drank the sea water, didn't you?”

Tulio: “Apparently "El Dorado" is native for "Great, big ROCK"!!”

Tulio: “You know that little voice that tells people to quit when they are ahead? Well, you don't have one!”

Tulio: “How'd you get those?
Miguel: “Where was she keeping them?”

Tulio: “Well, as we say in the spirit world, there's your plan, and there's the gods' plan”

Tulio: “Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to gloat over my gold”

Tulio: “Uh, I want you to come to Spain with me and Miguel. Mostly me. Especially me. Only me. Forget Miguel”

Tzekel-Kan: “And so dawns the Age of the Jaguar. Happy New Year!”

Tzekel-Kan: “How do I look?”
Guard: “Oh, uh... well, you...”
Tzekel-Kan: “Oh, shut up”

Tzekel-Kan: “My lord, you are perfect”
Tulio: “Oh well.. Go on!”

Tzekel-Kan: “Do... as I... command!”

Tzekel-Kan: “I know what you are... And I know what you are not!”

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