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Emperor's New Groove, The (2000)
QuotesChicha: “Ok, everybody, move aside. Lady with a baby comin' through!”

Kronk: “Hey, did you see that sky today? Talk about blue!”

Kuzco: “Ha! Boom, baby!”

Kuzco: “Is this really the best you could do?”
Worker: “Oh, yes! Uh, no. I-I mean, p-perhaps..."”

Kuzco: “The name is Kuzco. Emperor Kuzco”

Kuzco: “Gaah! You threw off my groove!”
Guard: “I'm sorry, but youve thrown off the emperors groove”

Kuzco: “This is Yzma, the emperor's advisor; Living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth”

Kuzco: “Whoa! Look at these wrinkles! What is holding this woman together?”

Kuzco: “Whoa! No touchy! No touchy. No touch”

Kuzco: “My face! My beautiful, beautiful face! I'm an ugly, stinky llama! Llama face!”

Kuzco: “Boo-yah!”

Kuzco: “Hi. Excuse me. Two seconds here. I'm the one in the cart, remember? This story's about me, not him. Ok. You got it? All right. We're gonna move ahead. Sorry to slow you down”

Kuzco: “Maybe I'm just new to this whole rescuing thing, but this, to me, might be considered kind of a step backwards, wouldn't you say?”
Pacha: “No, no, no. It's-it's ok. This-this is all right! We can figure this out!”
Kuzco: “I hate you”

Kuzco: “Oh, boo-hoo. Now I feel really bad. Bad llama!”

Old Man: “Don't throw off his groove!”
Pacha: “Oh, ok”
Old Man: “Beware the groove...”
Pacha: “Hey, are you gonna be alright?”
Old Man: “Groove...”

Pacha: “Why would I kidnap a llama?”
Kuzco: “I have no idea. You're the criminal mastermind, not me”

Pacha: “Don't worry, Your Highness, I got ya! You're safe now!”

Pacha: “So all of it was a lie?”
Kuzco: “Well, yeah. No, wait... Uh, yeah, yeah. It all was a lie. Toodles!”

Pacha: “We're on our honeymoon”
Waitress: “Bless you for coming out in public”

Tipo: “Dad! I ate a bug today!”
Pacha: “Oh! Was mom baking again?”

Yzma: “Well, he ain't gettin' any deader. Back to work!”

Yzma: “It is no concern of mine whether your family has... What was it again?”
Peasant: “Uhm, food”
Yzma: “Ha! You really shoud have thought of that before you became peasants!”

Yzma: “Fired?! W-w-what do you mean, fired?”
Kuzco: “Uhm, how else can I say it? You're being let go... your department's being downsized, you're part of an outplacement, we're going in a different direction, we're not picking up your option... Take your pick, I got more”

Yzma: “It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!”

Yzma: “Oh, I know! I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless little flea... And then I'll put that flea in a box and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives, I'll smash it with a hammer!”

Yzma: “To the secret lab!”

Yzma: “All right, I've had enough of this. Tell us where the talking llama is, and we'll burn your house to the ground”
Kronk: “Uh, don't you mean "or"?”
Yzma: *sigh* "Tell us where the talking llama is, *or* we'll burn your house to the ground”

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