You know you've seen too many Inu-Yasha episodes when...
- You yell 'osuwari' [sit] every time someone makes you angry
- You constantly wear a school uniform even if your school doesn't
require one (that goes for most animes actually)
- You ask every girl you meet to be the mother of your children
- You develop an irresistible urge to touch the ears of every dog
you see
- You let your nails grow and use yellow nail polish on them in order
to make them look like claws
- You want to tattoo a huge spider on your back despite what
everyone says
- You desperately try to glue an extra tail on your cat
- You change your hair color twice a month (preferably from white
to black and then back to white again)
- You kind of like several guys as the same time but wont confess
to any of them
- You start to jump in every well you find, hoping it will transport
you somewhere
- When you put on red contact lens every time you get really angry
- When you start bringing along you green pet lizard everywhere
you go
- When you sew several feather boas together, throw them over
your right shoulder and never show emotion if you can help it
- You're disappointed that they only sell small boomerangs at the local
toy shop
- You have difficulties to understand that making people believe
that you're a monk wont necessarily make you more popular
among women
- You develop an urge to protect little girls without front teeth
- You hit every monk you see yelling "pervert!"
- You've been arrested several times for jumping into your
neighbors decorative wells
- Your parents get worried because they find several rusted
butter knives under your bed (just in case)
- You wish for Shikon no Tama shards for Christmas
- You throw your cat in the air hoping it will fly
- You call your worst enemy Naraku
- You give your boyfriend a red outfit, cute ears and a wig for
Christmas
- You put a pink jewel on a necklaces pretending it's a shikon shard
- You start to post images of spiders on your most hated teacher's back and call him/her Naraku (which means 'hell') as often as possible
- You start to wear plastic jewels inside your socks and pretend to
be able to run really fast
- You fall over dramatically everytime someone says "sit!"
- You carry a plastic sword around with you everywhere you go
- You add hair tonic to your back hoping you'll grow a tail
- When you know each episode word for word
- When you point a mirror at someone you dislike, hoping it will suck
their soul
- When you address everyone with 'san' or 'chan'
(That's actually for most anime freaks)
- When you pretend you're Inuyasha when you are bored
- When you can sing the first beginning theme in Japanese
- When you constantly eat ramen or are addicted to it
- When you buy a toy bow and arrow and start trying to pin people
to trees
- When you dye your Golden Retriever's fur silver and teach him to
drop to the ground hysterically when you say sit
- When you decide that you want to walk from one city to another
just to feel like you are on an important journey
- When you don't walk up the stairs, you leap trying to land as
lightly on your toe tips as possible.
- When you cut a branch off a tree and try to create a fighting
staff out of it
- When you persue your grandpa to tell everyone that your sick so
you don't have to go to school
- When you start to curse using Inuyasha's colorful language
- When you try to learn how to sense demons
- When you pretend you can sniff out anything
- When you stick on a green / brown kimono and a fox tail
- When you you try to possess someone
- When you bleach your hair white, wear white, and carry around a
large mirror
- When you draw a large hole on your left/right hand and call it
Kazaana
- When you wear a wolf skin as clothing
- When you wear a baboon suit and feel really evil
- When you wonder why no one else around you thinks that baboons
at the zoo looks evil
- When you try to make your kitty grow gigantic by feeding it
steroids
- When you know all the opening themes by heart and sing to the
karaoke versions
- When you name your pet after one of the characters
- When you try to learn your dog that "osuwari" means sit
- When most of what you draw is Inuyasha
- When you watch original Inuyasha episodes, even if you don't
speak Japanese
- When you want to go through surgery to get dog ears
- When you think boas are fashionable
- When your mom has to tell you to wear socks and shoes
- When you convert to buddhism
- When you start taking archery classes
- When you start protesting against fox hunting
- When you suddenly think albinos are the only guys you can date
- When you start collecting pink marbles
- When you make several swords out of pool cues
- When you sit crosslegged, also crossing your arms, even while attempting to play a string instrument
- When you wear a pearl necklace around your right hand
- When you loudly claim that you are sick of being called "dog boy"
- When you say "Feh!" more than five times a day
- When you start believing the decorative feather wear in your
hair will turn into a quick getaway ride if needed
- When you swordfight with a tree and call it Sesshoumaru
- When your homework changes into inuyasha doodles
- When you are in the car and start singing fukai mori
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