You know you've seen too many Dragon Ball episodes when...
- You paint your easter eggs like dragon balls
- You want to marry a guy who has a tail
- You shave your head and draw six spots on it
- You are surprised when normal TV-shows doesn't end with "Stay
tuned for the next exciting episode of..."
- You start to find grunting muscle men attractive
- You never judge a guy by his height - especially if he's crying for
daddy...
- You start giving people and pets object names (Bra, Kakkarot, etc.)
- You understand that things take time. Whole episodes actually...
- You believe wishing for world peace would ruin the fun for all those
great fighters
- You are surprised that people aren't ressurected after dying only
once
- You wish you were from Namek
- You seriously believe that Bush and Blair were after Saddam's
Dragonball radar
- You keep harassing Nasa to let you train in their gravity-intense room
- You are shocked that the training program at your local martial art
club doesn't involve chasing monkeysor delivering milk
- You wear too much orange
- You try to get married to either a psychotic woman or a guy who
eats too much.
- You eat too much
- Everyone of your pet's names start with 'Go'
- You start using way too much gel to make your hair look like
Goku's
- You believe eating, training and fighting is all a man must do
in life
- You collect dust bunnies with the intention of creating your
very own Jindujun
- You start stuffing your t-shirts in attempt to look like a
musclelous Dragon Ball fighter
- You bleach your hair, believeing you now have the powers of a
super-sayian
- You carry a wodden stick and yell "grow, grow cane!"
- You build a worshipping alter, claiming Akira Toriyama as the one
and only God
- You name your dog Jindujun
- You knock out a tooth just to achieve the 'hip' Yamchu-look
- You run around yelling "TRANSFORM!"
- You are disappointed that your local hospital doesn't have a Rejuvenation Tank
- You purposly electrocute yourself to make your hair stick up
- You actually try some of the stuff on this list
- You and your friends attempt at fusing.... FU! SION! HA!!!
- You shine a flash light over your head Hoping your hair will rise up
and turn blonde
- You're convinced all old guys are perverts
- You're obsessed with turning people into chocolate, even though
it doens't work...
- You challange a grasshoper named Cell to a duel
- You start posting abnormal quotes about the obsession over DBZ
on the Planet Zot Forums :P
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